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I’m Not That Kind

I wish I was the kind of person who could hear someone talk badly about me and I just sit there and smile, uncaringly. Maybe I could even turn the other cheek as they continue to insult and aggravate me. But, I know me and I know I would probably retaliate in some way and [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 22:00:21 on January 31st, 2008 in Relationships

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Dirty Diana’s Image Scare!

It doesn’t matter how big, or small you are, you just don’t diss a Jamaican audience. Especially in their own backyard!
Superstar singer Diana Ross has just learnt this lesson to her cost when she appeared at the 2008 Air Jamaica Jazz & Blues Festival in Montego Bay on Saturday, January 26.
The 40,000 strong crowds apparently [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 10:21:55 on January 30th, 2008 in People

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False Fruit Frauds!

I was drinking juice by a well known brand the other day and was surprised to learn that there was only 5% of real juice in it! The rest of the ingredients were sugar, concentrate juice and colouring. So much for fruit juice being real!
As I delved deeper into my discovery I learnt that fruit [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 08:00:13 on January 29th, 2008 in Lifestyle

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Handsome Devil

Being handsome, attractive, beautiful or even pretty is both a blessing and a curse. If you’re a woman you will attract the attention of many men and the wannabe desire of some women. You may even attract a little jealousy. Generally, most men will be attracted to you initially because of the way you look. [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 08:00:26 on January 28th, 2008 in Relationships

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Unseen Heart

A certain brethren was at a dinner function attended by a select group of finely dressed people. And he was seated beside a really gorgeous looking young woman, this side of 30, around the tastefully decorated 10-seat table.
Our brethren, being single with half an eye out for anyone who could help him create a new [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 10:26:59 on January 27th, 2008 in Relationships

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Guest Photographer

I’d only just about decided that I could actually make a friend’s wedding in Liverpool, England today when the groom called me last night to ask if I could actually be good enough to do the photography!
Apparently their contracted photographer has had to pull out for whatever reason (I didn’t ask) and they needed the [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 22:00:49 on January 26th, 2008 in Lifestyle

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Congestion Charge Sanity Check

A London Black Cab taxi driver was very upset at the Congestion Charge, even though as a cabbie he was exempt from paying it!
He was driving me earlier today from an address in Euston to the offices of the Guardian newspaper and he was absolutely incensed that the mayor was forcing people to pay £40 [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 22:00:55 on January 25th, 2008 in Society

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Bush Peacemaker Joke

It is somewhat funny when certain sounds comes out of people’s mouths and you just know that no matter how hard you try, you just cannot make yourself believe they are genuine.
Currently, the greatest example of this is US President George W. Bush telling people he is in actual fact a peacemaker! When I first [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 08:00:39 on January 24th, 2008 in Politics

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Keeping An Eye On An Enemy

Whichever way I look at things, it still feels weird to be surrounded by people calling themselves your friend who you know are actually working against you.
They always make a bee-line to have a conversation with you and as lunchtime approaches they announce loudly so that all the office can hear that they want to [...]

Posted by BlackMan at 08:00:03 on January 23rd, 2008 in Relationships

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Obama Over Clinton Any Day!

I have always wondered what was going through Hilary Clinton’s mind when her husband Bill Clinton was busy checking other women. Whether it was some pretty (dumb) blonde or a fresh (dumb) intern, I’m sure she would have known about them all but chose to remain silent because it was politically expedient to do so.
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Posted by BlackMan at 12:00:28 on January 22nd, 2008 in Politics

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